# hoodware

100% cotton. 100% hood. put it on and you're technically running the client.

status: knitting

## the catalog (projected)

  • the hood classic — status: knitting. one size. the size is "hood".
  • tiny tee (little guy edition) — status: knitting, but tiny. sized for morale departments.
  • feather pin — status: waiting. feathers cannot be manufactured, only received. see: the feather. production is therefore out of our hands, which we also do not have.
  • backrooms yellow colorway — status: rejected. we don't do that here. grandfathered exceptions only.

## materials & fine print

100% cotton. 0% financial instrument. wearing hoodware confers no rights, no yields, and no bags. it confers a hood. that is the whole product. that has always been the whole product.

// sizing chart pending. the little guy is drawing it. he has one size measured so far (his). progress: tiny but steady.

+++ the hood remembers +++ the vibes compile fine +++ the little guy says gm +++ hoods all the way down +++ old memories, better vibes, new chain +++